Invisible Juice decided to go from whispers to fireworks, unloading a monster week that lit up the entire league. With Dak Prescott dealing and Chimere Dike exploding, Juice put together a full-team clinic that felt like a “remember who I am” statement. When this squad is clicking like that, there’s not much anyone can do but sit back and take the punch.

LET ME SEE YOUR TDs actually brought plenty of heat themselves — Gibbs and Jaxon Smith-Njigba came to work and gave the lineup real juice. But in the end, TDs ran into a complete buzzsaw and got boxed up like leftovers. It’s the kind of demoralizing loss that doesn’t define the squad, but definitely reminds them this league will humble you quick if you’re not peaking at the right time.

Zeke’s Supreme Team rolled in and dropped the kind of performance that reminds everybody why they’ve been near the top all year. Kareem Hunt and James Cook showed up and showed out, putting the offense on their backs and turning this matchup into controlled chaos in Zeke’s favor. It felt like one of those weeks where every lineup decision leaned the right way, a quietly terrifying sign for anyone in his path.

TOO Easy tried to answer the call but never quite found that knockout punch. Emanuel Wilson gave Easy a little spark, yet the rest of the offense hovered in that frustrating middle ground — not awful, just not enough. Another grind-it-out loss where the squad fought but still walked away looking up at the teams they’re chasing, stuck in a dangerous bubble spot this late in the season.

Sport of Kings showed why you never count out a three-time champ, leaning on Jalen Hurts and Amon-Ra St. Brown to steady the throne. The offense flowed, the IDPs handled business, and the whole thing felt like a professional, championship-caliber performance from a team that refuses to go quietly. SOK is clearly trying to crash the playoff party late, and this was exactly the kind of win that keeps that door open.

The Big D stayed strapped into the rollercoaster, and this week was one of the drops. Jonathan Taylor and the rest of the core never truly found their rhythm, leaving Big D stuck in another gritty slog with no payoff. After such a strong start to the year, watching the momentum leak away like this has to feel brutal, as the playoff and championship dreams start slipping through his fingers.

King Jaffe Joffer — ruler of Zamunda and apparently the waiver wire — slipped away with a gritty win as Derrick Henry finally rumbled back to life and started bulldozing souls again. It wasn’t elegant, but it was royal enough to get the job done, a classic late-season push from a team that refuses to fade.

The Goonz had Jack Campbell punching the clock and Christian Watson throwing sparks, but the QB room produced the offensive voltage of a dying nightlight. In the end, Goonz took another agonizing stumble in a season that feels cursed at every turn, grinding through one more ugly, frustrating loss.

Double Trouble once again proved that chaos is a viable strategy, rolling with one QB and still piecing together a winning formula. The core of the lineup did just enough, stacking solid performances and delivering a steady, composed win that keeps DUB right where he wants to be in the NFC race. It wasn’t loud, but it was effective — the kind of week that quietly separates contenders from pretenders.

! Zo got good work from Stafford and Greg Dortch, both stepping up and reminding everyone this roster still has teeth. But once again, Zo watched the breaks go the other way, stuck living in a world of “we tried” moments. Another close, frustrating loss adds to a season that feels cursed in all the wrong spots, even when the pieces on the field say he should be winning more.

Bama BlackOut spent the day living on the edge, clenching through every drive until Jeanty and Judkins finally dragged him across the finish line. It wasn’t a blowout, it was survival — the kind of clutch, ugly win that keeps playoff hopes intact and reminds the league that Bama can still scrap with anybody.

Dandy MEN once again swung hard with Shedeur Sanders and Parker Washington trying to spark something, but the magic never fully materialized. Dandy keeps finding himself in these knife-fight games, only to end up on the wrong side of the blade. Another painful near-miss in a season full of “almosts,” as the record refuses to match the effort and the vibes get a little more grimy each week.